The Adventures of Me

manlymothman:

iam0to3yearsold:

kittydesade:

digitaldiscipline:

sexygaywizard:

eldgear:

sexygaywizard:

Walk into the apartment and my roommate says “Mike Wazowski only has one eye??” and I say, “WHAT are you talking about, of course he only has one eye. Only having one eye is like his whole fucking thing. Why would you think he has more than one eye” and she flips her phone around and shows me this

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Isn’t that how he looks like

Girl… Google Mike Wazowski right now

please tell me there is a complete image, because you can see the other guy standing next to him and you know what we’re gonna find

Sadly, a quick and half awake google search suggests that whoever made this shop job, they did not complete the joke.

there IS a COMPLETE IMAGE ive SEEN IT before

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(via yondamoegi)

lakevida:

lakevida:

they’re making me scan 80s kentucky fair stuff again and if i have to see the pig ad again my day will be irrevocably ruined

not even half an hour in

(via spongebobssquarepants)

homunculus-argument:

sir-david-von-templo:

homunculus-argument:

Tumblr is magical. There’s christian discourse featuring catholics reciting exact parables of the bible in order to denounce prosperity gospel on my post about me needing doses of testosterone professionally injected in my ass.

O.k.

I don’t know how to react to that.

To be fair that is 100% how I also reacted.

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ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

berserklrina:

(via spongebobssquarepants)

tbposting:

thyrell:

captain-price-officially:

Have y’all tried marrying people you like?

imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you

we need to put a ban on all straight marriage until we can figure out what the hell is going on

(via yondamoegi)

shrimpkidd:

tel-aviva:

tel-aviva:

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vitabreva:

escuerzoresucitado:

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dankxsinatra:

theseventhoffrostfall:

dankxsinatra:

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

(via peanutbuttergamegrumps)

artsyvii:

it’s something only they can do

thenerdyalchemist:

My tribute to Zelda Tears of the Kingdom!

fire-plays-totk:

Watch every Zelink fanartist ignore Link being shorter than Zelda for the second game in a row

imaginarycircus:

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

(via eovin-hime)

oifaaa:

There are two types of people who are playing tears of the kingdom those who are really creative taking time to design amazing machines that can destroy any enemy in a single blast reinventing the wheel and extravagant torture devices and making it all look easy

And then there’s people who’s creativity starts and ends at what if I make a really long bridge

pokemonheritageposts:

trustyalt:

I never bought anything from him

Pokemon Heritage Post

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nolongerapileofashprobably:

Bro Purah says “hey isn’t that the hair tie Princess Zelda kept” and “oh is that the new champion’s tunic Princess Zelda made for you? It suits you.”

EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS HOW THE FUCKJCKCKDK

I can’t do this I thought I was prepared for Npc’s implying shit about zelink but now that we have a whole feast of a game with that I’m inconsolable